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Over in the UK, somebody had an Uber drive from hell:

Uber driver , 51, exposed himself to young female passenger and asked her to perform sex acts on him

What struck me most about the above incident was that it took a whole year to get this asshole into court.  I don’t know if that’s peculiar to Britishland, but I have to think it would have taken less time Over Here.

The other thing I noticed was that the guy was an immigrant from a Muslim country, where such behavior would probably never have seen a courtroom — in fact, the passenger might have been arrested for being out and about unaccompanied by a male relative, had she dared to report the incident.

Still more interesting was the fact that the dickhead thought he could get away with it — that he wouldn’t be reported and even if caught would be let off with a slight reprimand, if that.

No wonder some of my female passengers are a little nervous.

Of course, were I the judge, I’d have sentenced Chester The Molester to a short prison term, but with daily ball-kickings.  And publicized the sentence, pour encourager les autres pervertis.

No doubt someone would have a problem with this.


  1. I take comfort in knowing that in places like Texas, the girl’s father/brother/uncle/cousin (or perhaps all of them) would have found the driver and counsel him as to the error of his ways. In Britishland, notsomuch.

  2. While not in Texas, and I would of course step up if needed, Darlin’ Daughter is well equipped to handle this herself (either through High Speed Hollowpoint or snap kick/throat punch combo) and would likely be offended if I stepped in before letting her complete his education on the perils of faulty victim selection.

  3. “No doubt someone would have a problem with this.”

    My issue is you didn’t follow up the ballsack kicking with immediate deportation. Via multiple boxes, shipped UPS ground.

  4. What’s with the Vienna Sausage you have hanging out your pants there, that’s a strange place to carry a tiny, little, bitty,

    1. “Do you know what this is, Little Girl?”

      “Yes. It looks like a penis, only smaller.”

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