Thome pithy commenth about the newth of the day.
1) Apparently, Commie-In-Chief Nancy Pelosi wants to see President Trump in prison. — yeah, well I want to see Red Nancy dangling from a lamp post — her, and all the other socialists in Congress. So we’ll call it even.
2) “Why Have the Revered Crocodiles of This Island Nation Suddenly Started Killing People?” — because they’re fucking crocodiles, and that’s what crocs do? I’m not even a zoologist, and I can answer that one. (No link because NY fucking Times)
4) Gypsies Take Over Village — never an errant MOAB when you need one. (Mr. TrueBrit disagrees with me, says he wants Vietnam-style napalm carpet-bombing, for maximum suffering. I like the way he thinks.)
5) Woman Bites Off Would-Be Rapist’s Tongue — (I’d like to comment, but I’m paralyzed with laughter)
6) Austrian Cops Kick The Shit Out Of Greenie Scum — and inexplicably, some people are upset by this. My only quibble is that they didn’t give climate-scold kiddie Greta Thunberg a new parting for her hair.
7) Africa Wins Again — anyone have an idea of how much meat a dozen lions can eat?