From Comments in yesterday’s post explaining my brief abstinence:
“Maybe toss in a extra-ration of zoom-zoom, bang-bang and a bit of tasteful hoochie-coochie.”
I live to please. First, some zoom-zoom (Alvis Speed 25, 1939):
Next, a little bang-bang (Browning BAR in .243 Win):
…and finally, some hoochie-cootchie, of unknown provenance:
She looks like GI Joe’s girlfriend.
No, she looks like G.I. Joe.
If this is a caption contest…
I don’t know who locked the door to the bathroom, but I REALLY GOTTA GO
She’d break yer back, Bor.
Not that this would be a turn-off, mind you.
Now I need eye bleach.
Not a fan of muscle-women, but the art of speed is appreciated.
That’s a computer render, Kim. Not real 🙂
Edit to add link:
Whew! I’d hate to think something that looked like that was real.
I’ve seen some remarkably good renders. This… isn’t one of them. Usually the biggest weaknesses are lighting (harder than you’d think to get that lighting natural), and the bends at elbow and knee (those seem to trip up a lot of folks).
Then of course there’s a small but steady business in CGI porn, flavors ranging from pin-ups to … eh, let’s not go there.
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