Why G6.5 and not G7? Because CanuckPM GirlyBoy Trudeau is really only worth half a country, as witnessed by God-Emperor Trump’s comments on tariffs:
Or, as The Last Refuge ungrammatically puts it, “Tariffs are only illegal when the U.S. does it”.
If ever there are two photos which reflect the difference between the Obama and Trump administrations:
The body language is priceless. (On the right, that’s John Bolton trying to keep a straight face. Even the JapPM is unimpressed.)
Trump thinks: “I wish the Kraut bitch would shut up. I’ve got a 2.30 tee time.”
Your suggestions as to what he’s thinking, in Comments.
According to reports, BritPrince Harry will be living with his new Hollywood wife in a tiny village in the Cotswolds area of Oxfordshire, out in the west of Britishland — and from personal experience, I can attest to the place’s extraordinary beauty. There is a silver lining to his cloud (the cloud being his bossy, oh-so modern and trendy spouse): his “local” will be the Falkland Arms, and a pretty place it is too…
Alert Readers will notice the presence of Britain’s best brewery on the sign, which means that Harry, a renowned drinker in his youth, will be able to drink pints of Wadworth 6X… assuming his health-Nazi wife allows him to ever visit the place, that is.
Oy. The story is as follows: female recruit can’t handle bayonet training, gets cussed out by the instructor, bursts into tears — and the instructor is now facing a court-martial because feewings.
I’d put in a little excerpt from the article, except that it would cause all veterans’ blood pressure to soar and the howls of outrage would upset all the other people in the cubicle farm*.
And the Brits expect their army to go to war… it is, as they say, to laugh.
*I know that most of you read this website at work. Don’t bother lying to me.
Yikes. From Britishland:
Sainsbury’s is to introduce touch-free packaging ‘to help millennials who are squeamish about handling raw meat’
I award this piece of news three (out of five) Flakeys.
Anyone care to place a bet on how long this marriage will last, or how long it will take before Hubby has an affair?
…and I’ll also give 2-1 odds that the sex wasn’t that great, either.
Myself, I wouldn’t take any of those bets.
Of course, he might also be some pussified beta man who was prepared to wait for three (!!!) years to get laid, and still thinks that she’s within her rights to deny him sex now that they’re married.
If I were to let my imagination run riot, I could see other possibilities:
- she married Beta Boy because he’ll support her, but she doesn’t love him, OR
- she’s already getting her sex from some Bad Boy and her husband doesn’t know, OR
- she’s playing the long game, and is going to rape his bank account should he ask for a divorce after being denied sex once too often, OR
- her long game is to file for a quickie divorce herself, then rape his bank account.
I’m also prepared to accept the power of “AND” in all the above scenarios, but I don’t think I’m too far off on any of them, though.
Via Longtime Friend Knob, I see that the F1 grid girls will be on display at Monaco this year:
When Liberty Media announced it would be replacing grid girls with grid kids the owners of Formula 1 were applauded for tackling a dated and sexist tradition.
But not everyone was pleased with Liberty’s decision. Many F1 fans believe the grid girls are a big part of the sport – and the organisers of one of F1’s biggest races seem to agree with this viewpoint.
According to the report the Automobile Club de Monaco (ACM) has reached an agreement with Liberty Media for the grid girls to be at the “glitzy and glamorous” race.
In an interview with newspaper Monaco-Matin, ACM president Michel Boeri said: “The relationship is good with Liberty Media, because they understand that Monaco is not Spa or Monza.”
Actually, the real response should have been that Formula 1 isn’t the faculty lounge at Wellesley College, but I’ll take victory where I can, no matter how small.
On a related note: I won’t be going to Monaco this year to watch the race with Knob because he won’t be in the country — some crap about he’ll be busy selling some property development off in South Africa at the end of May, like he has his priorities right (not) — so as far as Yer Humble Narrator is concerned, the glitz and glamour of the Monaco GP will have to wait till another year.
For newcomers to this here corner of the Internet, my earlier thoughts on Liberty Media’s stupidity can be found here. And here’s a small sample of what we’ll be missing in all the other F1 races in 2018:
I think those pussywhipped fools at Liberty Media need to get a swift kick in the balls… if they have any, that is.