Fresh on the heels of the outrage above, we have this horror:
A group of yobs allegedly tortured and killed a duck with a catapult in the latest incident in a disturbing spate of attacks.
Concerned locals saw the youngsters – believed to be aged between 11 and 15 — firing off at a duck before kicking it and throwing it against a wall.
With the inevitable response (because Britishland):
Disgusted locals are now calling for a ban on the catapults after a spate of incidents targeting animals across the county.
There’s a better idea — catch the amoral little scrotes and give them a vicious public flogging in the town square (pour encourager les autres, so to speak) — but no doubt some people will have a problem with this solution because Krool & Hartless.
The unfortunate duck was unavailable for comment.