We begin today’s roundup with some Fashion News:
...considering that every Korean woman looks like an oil drum balancing on two bowling pins, this is probably A Good Thing.
...somehow, I think that Nordies can survive the loss of 50 pairs of shoes.
From the Tourism Department:
...hey, welcome to our world, Swedish people.
Speaking of Terrorism, we have this:
...of course he was. Does anyone think that the cowardly FBI bullies would pick on a badass?
And from the Department of Global Warming Climate Cooling Change©:
...no. Next question? Oh, wait:
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From the Pussification Files:
...confirming once and for all that the BritPM is just like a 12-year-old girl.
From the Dept. of Immigration & Tourism:
...from 5,000 feet, of course.
And in Sex News:
...you mean like brushing one’s teeth before the morning gin? I think we should be told.
...couldn’t find this one at Lucky Gunner or AmmoMan, but whatever.
A couple of little snippets from Train Smash Women News:
...of course, nobody saw this one coming… [eyecross]
…it’s Lisa Appleton, the best example of a Train Smash Woman evvah.
And now, INSIGNIFICA:
...one more time: who they?
...I was threatened with death if I stopped posting Liz Hurley pics, so here we go again. [Warning: link contains Joan Collins]
And some not-so earlier ones:
Just… damn. And that’s it for the news.