What happens on Mondays, doesn’t necessarily stay on Mondays.
In similar vein, let’s look at some likely disaster scenarios in the near future:
My confident prediction: never in recorded history will so many guns have been lost in boating accidents, fires or similar catastrophes as during a Biden/Harris/Beto Administration.
Then again:
I should stop now…
Get some practice in. I know I will.
Monday? Yeah it is… so, time to get busy.
And for today’s Monday salute, we’re going to go with !!!!!SEX!!!! as the theme.
This isn’t sexy, but it’s funnier than hell (click on the pic):
And here’s some beauty to help guard against the week’s upcoming bullshit:
Yeah, Monday.
But before we get to the funny stuff, a little catharsis:
Go ahead: prove me wrong, I dare ya.
Okay, now we can try to find some funny shit to giggle about.
May as well post some of these before it becomes illegal:
Lastly:
For some beauty, this is someone named Rachel Hard Hurd Wood:
And one last reminder for the Commies:
…and last week you defrauded us of our vote.
As observed in November 2020:
Feel free to add the things you’ve learned, in Comments.
Friend: “Hey, buddy! Whatcha doin’?”
Me: “Not much. Just looking around for a decent hill to die on.”
Friend: “Same here.”
The only good thing about this Monday is… ummm… wait… nope, sorry, I got nothin’.
So before you go out to start draining the streets, take a moment for a chuckle or two.
And seeing it’s the day before Election Day 2020: 
And now it’s time to get on yer bike, like Monica:
