Category: Bad News

Whee, a whole year’s worth of news roundups to endure… oh well, I have to start somewhere.

…coffee meets laptop screen, via nose.

…I’d rather ride a bike than drive one of their shitty cars, anyway.

…all together now, to the tune of “How do you solve a problem like Maria?”:  “Every thing that we don’t like is rayciss…”

…lotta dust in the air today.

…this might be alarming if a.) the whole world hadn’t already seen what she’s got, and b.) if there was anything there worth seeing.

…that’s how I read it, anyway.

…and when the next “Polar Vortex” comes a-calling, the entire country will be FUBAR.  It’ll be even better if they think that climate change means no more polar vortexes.  Hell, they can’t even handle current needs.

 
…oh fuck off, all of you.

…nice to know that they’ve fixed up mass starvation, rampant disease and all the other Shithole Country issues so that they can concentrate on weighty matters like this.

…I got nothing.  Just… nothing.

And on a related topic:

…if I went to one of these “intimate dinner parties” and was served this shit, I would wreck the whole house and/or shoot the hostess.

…

Enough laughter… it’s time for INSIGNIFICA:

 

And speaking of redheads, here’s Girls Aloud’s Nicola Roberts:

 

Might as well end the year with a whimper…

…not as strange as some of the other stuff he’s supposed to be in charge of, sweetie.

…killing your sister because you don’t agree with her way of life is a cultural thing, you see, so they won’t be charged.

…another cultural custom, of course.

From the Heart Of Stone Department:

…if this was California or New York, those three deaths would be entered as “Death Caused By Covid”.

…I don’t think Mr. Wretched has had breakfast at Cracker Barrel for quite a while.

…I’d be really curious to see how what percentage of those women are married.

…I see that the rodent was “humanely trapped” and handed over to the SPCA.  Lucky squirrel;  in any American town not in California, he’d have been shot dead in less than ten minutes after the first bite — along with a few dozen others, just to be sure.

…the offender being Irish, I’m amazed that this even made the news.

And now it’s time for the last INSIGNIFICA of 2021:

     
…Fauci who?

Finally:

…I know, I know… you want to see proof.

I dunno about “perfect”, but they sure as hell ain’t too bad.

And now the Bad News Department will be signing off till next year…

End-ish-of-year news, more or less the same as any other time.

…I tried to download the file, but it didn’t fit onto my 7GB thumb drive.

…or not.

…bringing all their shitty voting habits with them, no doubt.

…and well done, you.  It’s about damn time.

…you have to be a really special kind of asshole to do this.

…one would think they’d have started doing this long ago, but whatever.

…“I wuz carryin’ them for a fren’!”

…oh by all means, let’s talk about why more kids are being shot dead in Chicago.

And on that topic, this was seen at an anti-vax mandate protest in Los Angeles:

…just as long as you remember that sentiment when we start talking about guns, okay?

…beyond satire, or even comment.  I suppose “Gimpy The Retard” would satisfy them?

…and yet you took the gig, didn’t you?

…and failed miserably, as always, you scabby tart.

And now ’tis the season for INSIGNIFICA:

      …but WAIT!  there’s

BREAKING NEWS!

Liz Hurley has an owie:

Keef’s reaction:

Like a post-Christmas Day hangover, here we go again with the “news”.

…were the Neolithic tribes Black?  I think we should be told.

…so they’re saying that only White people can do math ?  Isn’t that rayciss?

But just to the south:

…and about damn time too, say I.

…the only way this headline could have been any worse is if it had been with a puppy.

Then again:

…and to think they outlawed public flogging.

Some better news:

…let’s hope that a host of others (e.g. rappers) follow his lead, and make it sooner.

 
…alas, it’s satire — but then again, so is ex-Senator Maojacket.

…no doubt the Justice Department will want to prosecute the wall’s builder.

…as long as there wasn’t an iPhone among them…

And now, INSIGNIFICA:

     

And right on time, here’s Kelly to make us feel all warm and snuggly for the season:

If you have the week off, well done.  If your evil bloodsucking scumbagbastard of a boss is making you go to work this week… I’m so sorry.