…Christmas, that is.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, it’s time to go prepare our family Boxing Day Dinner:

…Christmas, that is.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, it’s time to go prepare our family Boxing Day Dinner:


What… you thought you’d escape the Monday Funnies just because it’s Christmas Day?
Well, you have. But here are a few XXXmas totties just to brighten your day and take away the sting of finding coal in your cock sock.

And if you think that’s bad, see what Chris Muir dun.






…and that’s all the Christmas spirit I’ve got left, unless you’re driving home for Christmas.
Wait…did somebody mention “spirit”?


These fucking guys should pay me money.
I’d never seen Shelley Fabares before the excellent Coach TV show, but… phew.

Oh yeah, she did some earlier stuff, back in the 1960s:

Oh wait… did someone say “Elvis movies”?



But when all’s said and done, it’s the face…

Just… exquisite.
Still magic… after all these years.
Here are a few recommendations for the above, taken from my favorites. Times are approximate.
Schubert’s Trout Quintet (40 minutes)
Schubert’s Impromptus (2.5 hours) (by the way, this visual rendition of #4 in A-flat major is mesmerizing)
Haydn’s String Quartets (six; 70 minutes)
Vivaldi’s Four Seasons (40 minutes)
Addinsell’s Warsw Concerto (10 minutes)
Chopin’s Etudes (twelve; 30 minutes)
Johann Strauss II – Essential Works (2.5 hours)