Two ladies turned 50 over the past weekend:
All-American Doll Tiffani Thiessen
…and Toda-España Hottie Penelope Cruz
Happy birthday, ladies, from an old fan.
Author: Kim du Toit
Your Moment Of Zen
(borrowed from Timewaster)
Okay, Maybe I Am
Ol’ C.W. gives an opinion of Your Humble Narrator:
…or maybe I’m just being overly-sensitive, and he’s talking about that NoRK asshole, and Once And Future POTUS Trump. (#YesHeIs)
Now I’m not saying I myself wouldn’t do exactly what’s being represented there… okay, I would.
Does that make me as crazy as The Donald?
Quote Of The Day
From Hugh Grant:
I say to one of my sons, “It’s disgusting to watch you eat those Cocoa Puffs. I mean, for God’s sake. You’ve just had three bowls, have you any idea what you’re doing to yourself?”
And then he says, “Do you want some?”
I go, “Yeah, absolutely.”
Priceless.
Reversed Immigration
Well now, lookee here:
Axios commissioned a Harris poll and discovered something unsurprising, even if the establishment was shocked.
Americans support mass deportations of illegal aliens.
In case you couldn’t be bothered to follow the link, here’s the chart:
No surprises there, I suspect.
Also, when drilling further into the numbers it was discovered that all but one group showed a decrease in support, when it was explained that “deportation” might include this option:
I’ll leave it up to you to pick which group remained steadfast in their support.
News Roundup
And to explain today’s front-page advert, then, is this:
...some assistance will be provided to my Readers (of both types) below the fold. Remember: it’s for your own good. And no, there will be no pics of Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer swinging from the gallows, you sick bastards.
May as well go with the flow, so to speak:
...and here I thought that pulling out was all part of the show.
#MoneyShot
...hey, with the cost of stuff nowadays, that’s pretty much all anyone can afford to do.
#CheapEntertainment #FuckJoeBiden
...idiot. You always play to your marketable strengths.
...or more correctly, what you don’t want.
...etc.
...imagine what the other two guys’ wives must think.
And in some sex-drenched (but still link-free) 
...welcome to a man’s world, honey.
…*who was it? Just check the line of succession for the blind guy.
AND: 
And walking the dog down 
:
...I’d never heard of her, but I’m clearly out of touch. Anyway:
Quite toothsome, at 57.
Anyway, as promised, for those dirt-poor folks who don’t want to do drugs, and who want to avoid prostate cancer, some health aids:
