How To Kill Off Women’s ________ Competitions

It’s really simple:  just open them up to men, or men masquerading as women.  We’ve seen it happen in women’s sporting events, and now:  beauty pageants?

A transgender woman has been crowned Miss Netherlands for the first time in the beauty pageant’s history and is now set to compete for the Miss Universe crown. 

Rikkie Valerie Kolle, 22, made history after she won the competition in the Dutch country on Sunday.  The new Miss Netherlands wore a red gown as she was overcome by emotion while receiving her crown from her predecessor Ona Moody and reigning Miss Universe R’Bonney Gabriel from the USA.

Of course, it had to be the Dutch — they, or the Canadians — who went Full Kneebend to the LGBTOSTFU crowd.  (No pics because ugh.)

So hey, to all those feministicals who wanted to ban beauty pageants because Oppressing Womynz or whatever, you’ve got your wish, because now that girly-boys are bona fide  entrants, few men are going to watch the poxy events (because who else watches this stuff?).

Few men = tiny viewing audience (WNBA, etc.) = no advertising interest = no revenue = eventual demise.

I’ve always thought beauty pageants were a load of bullshit, ever since they stopped making them about, well, beauty and started judging entrants by how well they played the violin or how well they understood world politics or similar irrelevancies, instead of how well they filled a bikini.

Let ’em all collapse into the trash dump of history:  nobody cares.

It sucks for the girls, though:  beauty pageants have always been a way for young women to get college scholarships, or modeling contracts or even movie roles.  But if that avenue dies off, well… there ya go.

11 comments

    1. Can you imagine growing all that hair… only to be dumped into the trash-heap, instantly-forgot in favor of some pervert in lipstick.
      I could easily imagine murderous impulses.
      Dismemberments at the very least.
      Yesterday’s news.
      .
      Ralph McTell — STREETS OF LONDON:
      https://youtu.be/urtnT72dVnw

  1. I lost interest in the various beauty pageants when the contestants were all clothed.
    Perhaps to save Miss America, Miss World, and the ambitiously named Miss Universe, we should require they be conducted nude. No push-up bras, no “tuck-under” panties, or whatever the men wear in the competitions.
    Nobody could complain that the swimsuit or the gown selected by the pageant group was unflattering to them could be made, and perhaps the erstwhile male competitors would look in the mirror and decide to go into another line of work, as female impersonation won’t pay the bills.

  2. R’Bonney? Seriously fucking R’Bonney? I thought I’d seen it all with stupid black names and weird, meaningless apostrophes (Lat’rine, anyone?), but here’s a new winner.

    These people are all imbeciles and contribute nothing to human progress.

    1. Who was it that said, “Against stupidity the gods themselves struggle in vain”?
      I really need to cash out and find an out of the way town. These are Heinlein’s Crazy Years, and we haven’t completed the run-up yet.

  3. I’ve been to Holland and the general run of ladies I saw were not of a level to be beaten in a beauty contest my a dude. (Admittedly it was decades ago but genetics don’t change much in a generation.)
    My conclusion is that the contest was as honest as a Chicago election.

    1. Very true. I dated a woman who was very proud of her Dutch heritage. Luminously blonde and tall.

  4. Did they make all the contestants wear bags over their heads? It looks like the surgeons did an OK job below the neck, but there was no fixing that face.

    One of the Bond girls in the 1960’s was a male to female trans, and you’d never guess just from watching the film. Her surgery had covered everything quite well – except that giving flesh a different shape is one thing, but giving it the different function is impossible.

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