Always a good idea to keep a spare in cold storage
After she produces three more eggs, Ova will be free to cook breakfast.
Will someone please let this chick know that Jeffrey Dahmer prefers guys? She’s been in that fridge waiting for a long time.
John’s wife finally had proof he had been seeing prostitutes again.
Eggs mark the spot.
The vinegar and water shortage of 2020-21 required resourceful thinking to keep oneself fresh.
I have the body of a 20 year old…
Revenge is a dish best served cold…
Oh, Look! This model refrigerator comes with a built in dishwasher and sandwich maker!
I was going to try to comment. But I can’t come up with anything funnier than this.
Ditto!
New meaning for frigid bitch.
It’s best to keep your eggs in the fridge where they will stay useable the longest.
Refrigerate after opening.
Geez -who allows fridges to be built without internal latch release nowadays?
Heck every car trunk (boot) has one, seems logical since a fridge is airtight.
That said, ensure the gal will unfold easily after being there a while not to mention Everest level nipples..
Isobel’s safe place.
Her thinking, “This is so much better than the old ice box”
Jules Winnfield: Yo, man, I know I told you to tell that bitch to be cool and chill, aight, but do you think maybe she took it a bit too literally?
Which came first, the chick or the egg?
Always a good idea to keep a spare in cold storage
After she produces three more eggs, Ova will be free to cook breakfast.
Will someone please let this chick know that Jeffrey Dahmer prefers guys? She’s been in that fridge waiting for a long time.
John’s wife finally had proof he had been seeing prostitutes again.
Eggs mark the spot.
The vinegar and water shortage of 2020-21 required resourceful thinking to keep oneself fresh.
I have the body of a 20 year old…
Revenge is a dish best served cold…
Oh, Look! This model refrigerator comes with a built in dishwasher and sandwich maker!
I was going to try to comment. But I can’t come up with anything funnier than this.
Ditto!
New meaning for frigid bitch.
It’s best to keep your eggs in the fridge where they will stay useable the longest.
Refrigerate after opening.
Geez -who allows fridges to be built without internal latch release nowadays?
Heck every car trunk (boot) has one, seems logical since a fridge is airtight.
That said, ensure the gal will unfold easily after being there a while not to mention Everest level nipples..
Isobel’s safe place.
Her thinking, “This is so much better than the old ice box”
Jules Winnfield: Yo, man, I know I told you to tell that bitch to be cool and chill, aight, but do you think maybe she took it a bit too literally?