Mostly, I define a self-defense shooting as Righteous only when the goblin dies, but I’ll make an exception in this case:
When convenience store owner Craig Cope noticed on surveillance cameras that armed men were going to enter his store, he moved strategically around the counter and grabbed his shotgun.
Cope, video footage shows, quickly fired at the first armed suspect who entered the store, sending him and the other men fleeing.
“He shot my arm off!” one of the armed suspects is heard yelling on obtained surveillance footage.
Should have been your fucking head, is all I have to say. But, this wounding was actually a Good Thing, because it led to all four scumbags being arrested at the hospital later.
The embedded video at the link will make y’all giggle like schoolgirls.