Here’s a gun which ticks all my shotgun lust boxes save two (and oh by all means. right-click to embiggen):
Let me just get the two disqualifiers out of the way: 12ga and price ($16,500, cheap for a Purdey), the combination of which means I’m unlikely ever to buy it.
But if I did… I don’t think that I would shoot it that much. I’d mount it on a facing wall where I could look at it all day.
Or I’d just keep it next to my chair where I could pick it up now and then, and lovingly fondle it and talk to it like I would a small puppy or a mistress.
Great Vulcan’s bleeding nostrils, that is a beautiful gun.