With news so dire, you’re going to wanna enroll in the Rifle, Hipflask & Church Steeple Club©.
…well, duh, O Commie Dwarf: more “workers’ rights” = “less money to fund space exploration”.
…these ads are created by city trendies who have no teenage girls.
…name just ONE.
…and if I called for a volunteer to push this asshole out of the chopper, I’d be killed in the stampede.
…and the very next day after that happens, someone’s going to shoot you in the face. Enjoy the revolution.
And now, to cheer you all up after all the bad news:
One for my Readers Over There:
Let’s hear it for the Ozzies:
For my Canucki-Readers:
Finally, for the Seffricans:
Requests from other nations’ Readers will be taken under consideration.