Commentary will be short, like Mrs. Borat.
And in a (possibly) unrelated event:
…not an actual headline, just LOL.
And speaking of imbeciles:
…I actually know the solution to this, and it doesn’t involve shooting all the Colorado Democrat lawmakers. It does, however, require shooting all ex-California transplants / refugees in Colorado, but someone’s doubtless going to have a problem with this.
…ah yes, those were the days, when men were men and not sorta-women reminiscing about when they were still men.
…a.k.a. First World Problem, as can be seen in the pic below of this hellhole (right-click to embiggen):
…no link because you’ll probably want to eat at some point today. Instead, here’s a home-decoration idea:
…or else, a blast from the past: