All the news that’s fit to shorten, like 5′ tall Kylie Minogue.
…ahhh there’s nothing like young love. You may all puke, now.
…ChiComs apologize for error; missile was actually aimed at a Uighur village 200 miles away.
…Aberdeen, Glasgow, it doesn’t matter; nobody south of the River Tweed can understand either of them.
…more good news for the anti-gun crowd.
…at least he has supporters — unlike you, Mayor Butt-Boy.
…change “two-thirds” into “99.999%”, and we’ll all be happy.
…good question. Enjoy the fruits of your labors, Minnesoduh assholes.
…but is still younger than Willie Nelson’s little swimmers.
…from the numbers, “Anywhere else” seems to be the answer.
…didn’t Lady Gagging or whatever she calls herself already do this?