Reader JD sends me this little snippet:
Germany’s armed forces, the Bundeswehr, has confirmed it is missing more than 60,000 rounds of ammunition.
…or, about the same number of rounds we expended in a single afternoon at a Nation Of Riflemen shoot a dozen years ago. But here’s the not-so fun part:
Another 48,000 rounds from an elite special unit with links to right-wing extremism are also unaccounted for.
Just so we’re all clear on what these media assholes are implying: a study taken a while ago showed that a few members of Krautland’s G9 Special Forces group were — gasp! — of a conservative bent. None were actually ever proven to be members of any right-wing extremist groups, it’s just that some of their opinions were the same as those of the BLM (Kraut wing — they’re a neo-Nazi crowd, not Commies like our version).
What DW is implying, therefore, is not that their army and SF are careless with ammo, or that they’re not accounting for their ammo properly; they’re hinting that some of their soldiers may be shipping ammo to neo-Nazi groups.
There’s fuck-all evidence that any of this is happening, of course: it’s just part of the leftwing media agitprop. As the Emperor Misha has so rightly stated:
Rope. Tree. Journalist. Some assembly required.