Yeah, this is going to end well:
Fortunately, this little experiment is taking place in Finland, so the fallout won’t be too bad. (And I always thought the Finns were the sensible Scandinavians…)
Can you imagine this bunch of ingenues sitting down to negotiate anything with Vladimir Putin or that Commie asshole from China?
World’s gone fucking crazy.
I think you’ll find, that Men AND Women, all Finns are HARD bastards. I suspect that not one of them is a pushover. Just an observation from experience with them. (It’s better if they’re on your side).
A lot of men negotiating with those four good looking ladies will lose their marbles.
In Mean Girls, it’s always the prettiest one who gets to be the leader.
All the more reason to find a comfortable seat, add some Finlandia to your coffee, and watch what happens next. If it works out, maybe it will catch on here, and we can replace Schiff and Nadler (and a LOT of other old, ugly, politicians) with persons easier on the eyes.
Yeah, I know, sexist… so what?
I’ve no idea who their enemies might be, nor on which front they’ll first engage.
But I’m pretty damn certain that “history” will record it as “The 28th Day War”.
And it’ll be a bloody mess.
Sunk New Dawn
Looks like a great time to invest in cotton futures in Finland, Jim.
How long before Finland allows unrestricted immigration of the African hordes and Helsinki races Stockholm as the rape capital of Europe?
I don’t think any of those ladies are as stupid as Angela.
Info lifted from Wiki:
Interesting demographics, one of the lowest fertility rates in the world with 1.49 children born per woman down from 5.17 in 1887. 5.5 million population with 91.33% Finnish, 4.9 other European, 2.5 Asian, .9% African and other .37%. You have to have a Finn parent to become a Finn citizen.
(Things they do in Finland)
The first prize in the wife-carrying championship is the wife’s weight in beer
In Finland when someone earns their Ph.dD, they get a top hat and a sword
In Finland, they have ‘National Sleepy Head Day’, where the last person in a family to wake up is thrown into a lake or the sea by the rest of the family.
The folks I have known of Finn descent tend to be Lutheran, like my daughter in law, hard working, kind of literal with an interesting sense of humor.
Just for comparison the 5.5 million people in Finland make up a nation with less population than the 7.5 million in the Dallas Fort Worth metro area.
So, there are a lot of aging out white people who live where it is cold and their population is shrinking as fast as any in the world and they drink a lot of alcohol, number 16 in the world per capita consumption after a bunch of the old Iron Curtain countries which gives them a rating of the happiest in the world with all their young lady leaders who might be smart and kind of mean.
And they fought the Red Army to a standstill in the Russo-Finnish (sub) War during WW-2.
Notice the photo doesn’t highlight a Defense Minister. No longer an important Finnish Cabinet post? (LOL)
Speaking of government, here’s a ballad about Trump, May, and Johnson:
Just for fun – she was raised by lesbians.
But she is married and has a kid, so not a total loss.
So many of the female Ministers of EU Nations are childless, this is a welcome change.
Jesus, Kim, these are FINNS we’re talking about! The most petite of them can probably out-drink you, and they probably all have at least 2 knives on them at all times. The Interior Minister looks particularly deadly.
I’m sure Putin is eyeing easier targets.
I think that stuff about Finns being tough and hard drinkers is anachronistic, or at best applies to earlier generations. The modern Finnish generation (e.g. the chicklet government) is as much a bunch of snowflakes as ours.
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