Another great moment in !Science!, announcing the obvious yet again:
Masturbation helps you sleep
Of course, I was triggered (once I’d stopped laughing) by the rest of the statement, because the followup suggestion is to use a sex toy — a solution so obviously gyno-centric that it shows once again the dangers we men face from the Matriarchal-Industrial Complex.
So to balance the thing, a little old-fashioned male-chauvinistic piggery:
(From Longtime Friend Knob.)