Now there’s this little trinket:
Amazon is selling a bracelet that gives you an electric SHOCK you when you eat too much fast food, bite your nails or spend too much time on the internet
Hmmm… I have an idea: how about selling one of these little behavior-modification devices which is triggered when you’re spending too much time browsing the merchandise at amazon.com?
Then fuck off and die, you corporate fucking nanny pricks. And take your little Stasi girlfriend Alexa with you to the crematorium.