So former supermodel Elle McPherson is dating a doctor. Ordinarily, I would not care, and nor should any sentient human being. But this is not just any doctor, oh no — as the Daily Mail breathlessly informs us:
Elle Macpherson, 54, is dating discredited former doctor Andrew Wakefield, 60, a driving force behind the anti-vaxxer movement when his debunked theory linked the childhood MMR jab to autism
…and of course there’s a pic:
…which makes me think: while I certainly do not wish any harm on the Oz bint, wouldn’t be wonderfully ironic if by kissing this charlatan, she contracted a serious yet preventable disease?
(Side note: kissing with eyes open? eewwww)