Caption Competition #29 July 20, 2018 Kim du Toit Captions, Friday Feature Your suggestions in Comments.
“I may have me a mullet but I ain’t lickin’ toilets to show my disrespect for the duly elected President.”
Our own Kim, when young. Johannesburg, circa 1977.
*ducks* *runs for cover*
Sunk New Dawn
Melissa Pixley, prima ballerina of the New Woke Dance Company, poses with her truck.
J’al read Michio Kaku’s latest ’bout the possibility of finding the precursor to the Higgs bosun? They just need ta tweek the Large Hadron Collider to get past the 10E-12 mV limit. Whut?
I got me some serious blue balls. I sure wish my sister would get back here.
“Iris better get her ass out here”, Lonnie grumbled to himself, “I’m not missing the fourteenth annual Joe Dirt convention.”
You shur gotta purdy maowth.
It ain’t really incest if’n she’s yor 1/2 sister and you only do it doggy style.
“I don’t care to consort with those of the facebook race, myself.”
Damn. That is going to leave a mark.
Exclusive!! – Otzi the Iceman clone sighted in Ozark Mountains – see it on Naked and Afraid at 7:00.
“Joe Dirt 3 – Life in the Trailer Park”
“Trump wants to build a wall. I ain’t fer that, cuz walls is what killed Dale Earnhardt.”
Naw, get some good beer this time. I got a few dollars, let’s get Coors.
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