Ranked in ascending order of awfulness:
- Cops like it when you playfully wave a gun at them during a traffic stop
- If you don’t like the Republican candidate, vote for the Democrat as a protest
- The Second Amendment will protect you from arrest if you’re carrying a handgun in New Jersey
- Not all women are like that
- Swipe right — hey, you’re in Bangkok; what could possibly go wrong?
Your suggestions in Comments.