Let’s start off with something from the Department of Losers:
...missed seeing him again by thismuch.
#NotNewsJustFunny
...what’s that, Lassie? Hoofbeats from four horses? I hear them too.
...quelle horreur.
...quick, sue the mill that made the steel for the gun maker.
...Britcops: “We would, but then we’d be in more trouble than you are.”
...sadly, no pics of said accident.
Moving away from industrial-grade losers, we go to the Great Cultural Assimilation Project:
...eh, boys will be boys. [/Eytie cops]
From the Gummint Gazette:
...always wondered why you’d need a college degree just to be rude to customers at the DMV.
...I actually first read that as “House Republicans Shoot Senators”. Imagine my disappointment at the second reading.
...Das Kapital, p.276. His idol V.I. Lenin would be so proud of him.
...for “Americans” read “Journalists”.
And just to show that gummint isn’t the only entity capable of complete idiocy, there’s this:
...just another model to sit, forlorn and unwanted, on some dealer’s lot.
And in Evil Satan News:
...we know. I mean, Nancy Pelosi is still in Congress, and FJ Biden is still in the White House. And don’t get me started on the FBI and DHS...
And your pre-weekend 
And in SHOWBIZ NEWS:
...never watched the show either, but here’s an FYI so everyone else can keep up to date:
And that’s what passes for news.
Damn, but that is just flat-out beautiful.
