Let’s dive right in.
...only one?
...do they mean meat like this? 
...short answer: no. Longer answer: fuck off and die. And speaking of nanny busybodies:
...go fuck yourselves, you foul fascists.
...you helped create this movement; you deal with it, asshole.
From the Dept. of Health:
...keyword: Brazil.
...note the plural “hospitals“.
...coming from the same crowd who said that unless everybody donned these face condoms, everyone was gonna die.
From the Great Cultural Assimilation Project:
...should be 700,000 but we’ll take what we can get.
And in related news:
...lemme see here: percentage of NYC seniors who vote Democrat: 100%.
Ergo:
And speaking of seniors:
...well, that’s one way of putting it. (No link because paywall)
...all part of the “boys will be boys” policy in… wait, Memphis?
...which just shows that we need commonsense lawnmower control, and that avocados are not that healthy. Also, keyword: Australia (?).
Some Animal News:
...keyword: yup, Australia.
And the most INSIGNIFICA ever:
...okay, that’s what I want at my funeral.
Finally, in ShowBiz News:
...yeah, whatever. Let’s just look at her legs awhile:
Enough? No? Okay, then:
I’ll stop here, or else we could be doing this all day.
