Another great moment in !Science!, announcing the obvious yet again:
Masturbation helps you sleep
Of course, I was triggered (once I’d stopped laughing) by the rest of the statement, because the followup suggestion is to use a sex toy — a solution so obviously gyno-centric that it shows once again the dangers we men face from the Matriarchal-Industrial Complex.
So to balance the thing, a little old-fashioned male-chauvinistic piggery:
(From Longtime Friend Knob.)
men really are such simple creatures.
why just this evening i had the pleasure of the company of a very well endowed and sharply young woman.
i kid you not, i spent half the time telling myself in my best sergeant majors voice, “eyes front maggot!”
unfortunately for the sergeant major, he was nowhere near as comely as the young woman.
> a solution so obviously gyno-centric that it shows once again the dangers we men face from the Matriarchal-Industrial Complex.
You haven’t been keeping up with the toy industry:
https://www.esquire.com/lifestyle/sex/g2840/best-sex-toys/