According to this study*:
- Lowfat / skim milk is better for you than full-cream milk
- Saturated fats in your diet will cause heart problems
- Margarine is better for you than butter or lard
- Red meat is bad for you
- The government and health scolds know what the fuck they’re talking about
*Next week, another study will probably come out and disprove this one. Caveat lector.
And now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to have a breakfast of steak ‘n eggs (fried in butter). And a full glass of half ‘n half to wash it down.