Ranked in ascending order of bad sportsmanship:
- “Neener! Neener!”
- “I guess paying off the referee didn’t help you that much, did it?”
- “Hey, never mind… after all, your side had the prettier uniforms!”
- “Imagine what would have happened if I’d played you right-handed!”
- “Yeah, yours was the moral victory. And that moral is: in future, don’t play against someone so much better than you! “
Your suggestions in Comments; the meaner the better.
“I’m glad I didn’t waste time practicing!”
“That was fun. I should try it eleven beers earlier when I don’t have the flu.”
Your wife told me how to beat you as a reward for fucking her so well last night. If only you had a bigger cock, this might not have happened…
Hey, what what was it you were saying before the game? I’ve got it written down right here- let’s go over it line by line.