For men or women:
- The seaside (where you’ll soon discover why sandpaper used to be made with beach sand)
- Lena Dunham’s bedroom
- Any public restroom
- On an active movie set or at a frat house party (pretty much the same thing, nowadays)
- Harvey Weinstein’s hotel room
Your suggestions in Comments. Extra points if it’s a place where you actually had sex for the first time.
Can’t really label it the worst; just marginally amusing. I spent my high school summer vacations deckhanding on fishing boats. I was de-virginized during the summer of my 17th year, in the focsle of the vessel I was employed on that year: ’twas called… wait for it… the Lucky Strike.
The young lady may have rated it the worst. Or at the very least, an unremarkable 20 seconds she’d never get back.
#3 on your list was actually my first. One of the faculty bathrooms at my high school — i.e., a single toilet, locking bathroom.
She and I both had a rather nice time of it actually.
How about PRISON?
The front seat of a ’79 Pinto. And no, they didn’t recline.
Try it in a Corvette.