So let’s use some humor to get us out of bed:
So drink that Alka-Seltzer, get out of bed and go to work…
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No Double Standard
Apparently, rent boy-lookalike actor Paul Rudd has, at age 52, been declared the “Sexiest Man Alive” by some magazine (details unnecessary).
Predictably, Teh Womyns are going all whiny, saying that no woman age 52 would be considered for the appellation in their gender (because men are pigs and ageism is eeevil etc. etc. etc. oh FFS #KillMeNow).
Really? I throw this open to my Loyal Readers, and ask them whether at least one of the following women (all of a similar vintage to Rudd) would fail to make their Top 5 Sexiest Women Alive, against the current crop of youngins (and all the pics are recent, no older than two years):
Salma Hayek (55)
Liz Hurley (55)
Nigella Lawson (56)
Caprice Bourret (50)
Nicole Kidman (54)
Monica Bellucci (57)
(I know, I know shuddup) Helena Bonham Carter (55)
And reaching back a few more years:
Michelle Pfeiffer (63)
Sela Ward (65)
Jennifer Tilly (63)
…and let’s not forget
Carole Vorderman (61)
Now I know that a lot of women of this vintage will have had some surgical restoration done — but guess what? Men do it, too — especially in show business, where most of these “contestants” are drawn from.
Feel free to add your (50+) nominations, in Comments.
Brutality
Oh yeah, baby. Very realistic combat simulations, with Gun Jesus wearing a kilt. In the Finnish winter.
Makes our “run ‘n gun” stuff look like a walk in the park.
News Roundup
Even worse than usual, these news snippets.
…gosh, and to think that only 18 months ago the U.S. was totally energy-independent. What could have happened since then?
And in related news:
…given the serious competition from Kamala, AOC, Tlaib, Schumer, etc., it’s more like a necklace of albatrosses.
…because he wrote that racist “Declaration” thing, no doubt. Oh. wait…
Daneek Miller (D-Queens) said he wanted the statue gone because it doesn’t represent contemporary values.
…and NOW you can start oiling the ropes.
…some? Res ipse loquitur.
…yeah, we’ll get right onto that. And on the same topic:
…gosh, why ever would that be? Oh, wait:
…that’s why.
…you lost, get over it, STFU and enjoy the fruits of Western civilization.
…maybe not in your house, fuckwit, but everywhere else in Real America…
…and we’re going to do just the same here. Viva Chile! Let’s Go Brandon!
…it started going downhill when to save money, UK doctors were encouraged to “consult horoscopes” instead of using actual medicine.
…once more, with feeling: Rope. Tree. District Attorney. (Some assembly required.)
…and your point?
…ummm because he is?
…I would have thought you could just use fish oil instead of cologne, but what do I know?
And for INSIGNIFICA:
…which makes the rather surprising implication that only Black people loot.
And:
…it also being a crime for Black people to call each other “dumb-ass nigger”, and London’s Cockneys may not refer to people from Newcastle as “fucking Geordies”.
Here are a sample few of the aforementioned Geordies.
Donna Air
Jill Halfpenny
Shivaani Ghai
Andrea Riseborough
Cheryl Cole
Of course, they don’t all look like that, but I wanted to spare you the projectile vomiting.
No? Okay, then… say hello to the Geordie Shore girls.
Black Friday Suggestions
A little while back, Larry Correia done a rant, excellent as always, ending with the wonderful payoff line:
But these stupid motherfuckers are not going to quit pushing until a critical mass of Americans just says fuck it and go full on Rwandan machete party.
Unlikely. The only reason the Rwandans went all slashy was because they had no Second Amendment at their disposal. We, however…
Anyway, Larry’s point was not about machetes, per se, but predictably the comments that followed were all about machetes, good ones, brand names, where to get them, etc.
Kinda like the tangent my Readers would follow, bless ’em.
Of course, in that SHTF eventuality I wouldn’t depend on a machete (panga, as they’re known in Africa), because of the invention of brass cartridges and their excellent launching platforms as created by John Moses Browning, Mikhail Kalashnikov and other such fine folks.
Anyway, I believe I have the “slash” part of the party quite adequately covered by my Fox 685 “Trekking” blade:
…but believe me, it’s way down the list of tool options for the Great Society Realignment of 202x.
Ah, Texas
Here’s one guaranteed to make the GFW Brigade have fits:
The owner of a Texas gun store and shooting range is holding a “not guilty sale” after Kyle Rittenhouse was acquitted of all charges last Friday.
The Saddle River Range in Conroe sent a text message to customers about the “Pre-Black Friday clearance sale” which started Saturday and will last through Thanksgiving.
My favorite part?
“We would like to clear up some confusion, the post states. “We are celebrating the life that Kyle Rittenhouse now gets to live because he was able to defend himself without being penalized for it. This is a big win for the Second Amendment and cause for celebration. For those of you who think we are celebrating “the death of innocent people”, we apologize that you didn’t take the time to gather and evaluate the actual facts from the case.”
Brilliant. And thankee Reader Mike S who sent it to me.