Category: QOTD

…about Ronnie O’Sullivan in this snooker match:

“To beat Ronnie you need a great strategy to win. Break his cue, tie his laces together, hire thugs to kidnap him. You know… strategy.”

Watch the 6-minute-long match to see why.

From the Knuckledragger’s Comments:

“Went to a wedding.  Bride tossed the bouquet and women went nuts trying to get it.  Groom fired off the garter, and the guys just moved out of the way, like the Red Sea parting.

“Several girlfriends were not amused. “

I saw the same thing once, when the band played a wedding.  I later found out that most of the guys were divorced.

From the 17th century, an anonymous writer talks about coffee:

“Coffee Collects and settles the Spirits, makes the erection more Vigorous, the Ejaculation more full, adds a spiritualescency to the Sperme, and renders it more firm and suitable to the Gusto of the womb, and proportionate to the ardours and expectations too, of the female Paramour.”

I’m too old, too impotent and too infertile to worry about all that stuff.  All I know is that before my morning cuppa of Dunkin’ Donuts Regular, my attitude towards the world can be summed up thus:

Granted, the addition of coffee to my system doesn’t change my mood that much

…but I do go from murderous to simply dangerous. so there’s that.

And now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to the Keurig.