Category: Bad News

Horrible, unpleasant stuff

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With commentary short and sweet, like Kristen Bell.

“It’s time for a wealth tax in America.”
…no it isn’t, you rancid, fake-Cherokee Commie tart.


…actually, I can think of at least two good reasons why she was always going to make it.

Photo by Frank Trapper/Corbis Sygma


…and I think that watching Christine have her daily orgasm would probably keep depression away as well:


…but that’s just me.


…and I think it’s probably time to bring apartheid to the world of entertainment:  Black Oscars, Black Golden Globes, Black Pulitzers, etc.  Then we could all ignore them, just like we do the regular ones, while the winners can all feel good about being big fish in small ponds.


…otherwise known as “bringing the wood”.


…uttered from his position at a British university, founded in 1650 by a Zulu chieftain. [/sarc]


…and Darwin pays a visit to Nashville.


…I’m not so sure that this is a bad idea, but I will entertain arguments in Comments.


…in his defense, I should point out that he is Russian, so she probably should have known better.  Also of interest:  Wifey is quite a babe, while Mistress is a total dog — once again, Hubby is a Russian.


…never mind, it’s just the annual brainfart from the Stupidest Person In Congress, Sheila Jackson-Lee (DOA) of Houston.  Note:  not a single co-sponsor, so clearly I’m not the only one who thinks this.

Finally, from the Sports Desk: 
Apparently, we should congratulate some guys from Tampa for scoring more baskets than some other guys from Kansas.  The Tampa captain or whatever is apparently some REALLY old fart, who hadn’t yet been born when I was already on my second marriage, but who is married to a Brazilian tart with a German name.


…and good for him, say I.

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All the news that’s fit to choke on.  So let’s plunge into the murky, pox-laden soup that is today’s world:

 
…which is all well and good.  However, some asshole always has to go and piss in the pudding:


…I just wish this “cult” was real, so that we could flog his worthless ass in the public sphere.  Fuck it:  does everything have to be political with these bastards?


…proving that unlike the Democrats, even the Chinese can do something right, sometimes.


…you had me at “overstuffed little haggis”.

And now, from France:


…for public indecency?  Gross licentiousness?  Mais non, because: 

So what caused the Frog fuzz to go beserk about this orgy?


…of course it did.

And another from the nation which eats frogs, snails and pressed duck:
…arresting a bunch of sex-crazed perverts is one thing;  dissing one of my favorite restaurants (and foods)?  En garde, Pierre.


…who is  actually more worthy of memorializing than, say, Barack Obama:  and I don’t even like the Dead’s music.


…can’t imagine why anyone would be cheering at any game played by the National Wokeball League, but maybe I’m missing something.  Also, do boos count as “cheering” ?  Asking for a friend.


…just give me a minute, I’ve got something cooking…

…sorry, what were we talking about?

And speaking of pieces of meat:


…it’s kinda sad that this lil’ cutie should go from first to last [sic] so quickly in the “Fuck, Marry or Kill” game.

Oh well.. on with the week.

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All the news that causes universal facepalming.


…just one more way for government to give it to you in the ass.

Still on the topic of the Chinkvirus:


…errrr “demanded”?  Guess that “Brexit” thing hasn’t sunk in yet.


…in so many ways, Professor.


…not mentioned:  the typical profile of the criminals.  (I’m not taking bets.)


…I predict that this is going to happen more than once over the next few years.


…I haven’t laughed this hard since “Dr.” Jill Biden caught her tits in a revolving door.


…errrrr no.  You wanted the evil colonialist Whitey gone, so we left.  You wanted loans, we gave you loans, which you pissed away.  Now the Chinks are bending you over the table, and you want Whitey to come back to save your incompetent, corrupt asses?  Ain’t gonna happen.  (See the New Mexico case study in the post below.)


…a picture, in this case, being worth a thousand words:

  …I just like the fact that she keeps it in her office and not in the bedroom.

Finally, a bit of news that’s actually educational:

 
…for obvious reasons, among them being that she’s probably more responsive in bed than a lot of “real” women.

Here’s a deluxe-model sex doll:

…I think.  I could be wrong.

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Here we go:


…oh, so now they want revenge for Auschwitz?  When Biden promised a return to normalcy, I just knew we’d get it.


…where’s Cesar Chavez when we need him?

And:


…I suppose this means I’m going to have to carry four spare mags now.


…quit that laughter will ya?  She should  could have been killed.


…because those sky-high European taxes are sacrosanct, as we will see when the Biden administration imposes them on the U.S. middle class.


…year unspecified.


…first time I’ve actually smiled since the fraudulent inauguration.  One down, nine to go.


…this might have pissed off conservatives, had any been actually watching the inauguration. (no link because no need)


…the latest in our “Guess The Attackers’ Race” game.  (Spoiler:  flight was from Detroit to Atlanta.)


…this will go down in history as the beginning of the Geritol Revolution.


…and it didn’t even happen in Florida.

And speaking of insanity:


…because mirrors are well-known for storing images, of course.  Of greater concern is that she probably votes in elections.

Here’s a woman in front of a mirror.

Obituary

Bad News, Conservatism, Politics

When they write the obituary of the Republican Party and, for that matter, the republic itself, they may as well just use this lament in its entirety.

Raised to be a Republican, I held my nose and voted for Bush, the Texas-talking blue blood from Connecticut who lied us into 2 wars and gave us the unpatriotic Patriot Act. I voted for McCain, the sociopathic neocon songbird “hero” that torpedoed the attempt to kill the Obamacare that’s killing my family financially. I held it again and voted for Romney, the vulture capitalist skunk that masquerades as a Republican while slithering over to the Democrat camp as often as they’ll tolerate his oily, loathsome presence.
And I voted for Trump, who, if he did nothing else, at least gave a resounding Bronx cheer to the richly deserving smug hypocrites of DC. Thank you for that Mr. President, on behalf of all of us nobodies. God bless you for it.
And now I have watched as people who hate me and mine and call for our destruction blatantly and openly stole the election and then gaslighted us and told us that it was honest and fair. I am watching as the GOP does NOTHING about it. They’re probably relieved that upstart Trump is gone so they can get back to their real jobs of lining their pockets and running interference for their corporate masters. I am watching as the media, in a manner that would make Stalin blush, is silencing anyone who dares question the legitimacy of this farce they call democracy. I know, it’s a republic, but I am so tired of explaining that to people I might as well give in and join them in ignorance.

I think she’s speaking for all of us.