See if you can spot the bullshit in this otherwise-happy little tale:
Two alleged robbers entered the pizzeria around 8 p.m. “wearing hooded sweatshirts and masks.”
One of the alleged robbers was armed with a handgun and fired a round while trying to get behind the counter. One of the pizzeria employees then opened fire on the suspect, shooting the alleged robber multiple times.
The alleged robber was pronounced dead approximately 30 minutes after entering the pizzeria.
If you bust into a place wearing a mask and hoodie, and start popping off rounds, there’s no “alleged” or “suspected” involved: you are a fucking robber.
And in this case, you are fucking dead.
I heartily approve of this, especially the “shooting the alleged robber multiple times” part.
…with multiple alleged bullets.
I suspect there are non-alleged lawyers behind every news article of this euphemistic type.
Besides “alleged”, add “teen” and “youth” to the wishy-washy list.