Every time you buy a 7.62 gun at the store but when you get it home it’s a 5.56. ARRRRR…..
Every time you get to see the obvious, rational, sensible path and understand what the positive outcomes would be, and then watch as government does the exact opposite.
Every beercan’s ringpull snaps off.
You’re forced to endlessly have lunch, at a fanatically vegan restaurant, with Kamala Harris, explaining world geography, and Occasio Cortez, explaining economics.
And you’re paying.
No, that’s REAL hell.
while listening to gangstarap and hiphop on the radio which is playing very loud in the background.
You are forbidden by law to trim the hairs sprouting in your ears.
No matter how bad it gets, every election is dominated by Democrats.
Well shit, I’m dead and in heck? Almost-damn it!
All of the coffee is decaf, and instant.
That’s just sick.
you are forced to date Taylor Swift. She dumps you then procedes to write songs about how terrible you are and your skills in the bedroom are subpar. You get no royalties from her songs, interviews about you etc.
you’re forced to use a Dominion voting machine. Everytime you choose your candidate, the machine flashes “Thank you for your vote. You voted for Hillary Clinton, AOC or Kamala Harris or Nancy Pelosi”
You are forced to spend eternity in a doctor or hospital waiting room.
You have to give drunk, amorous, Hillary Clinton, Maxine Waters, Whoopi Goldberg, and Nancy, and Paul Pelosi, Brazilian wax jobs.
As soon as you finish Paul the loop restarts.
That would be actual Hell. Dial it down a few nachos.
The beer is warm and flat.
You have to eternally scan barcodes on the sides of ridged plastic bottles…
As a store clerk I want anyone who has designed such packaging placement doomed to try and scan them for eternity. Thank God I can 10-key. It’s way faster, but it’s never an option at self-checkout.
Every time you buy a 7.62 gun at the store but when you get it home it’s a 5.56. ARRRRR…..
Every time you get to see the obvious, rational, sensible path and understand what the positive outcomes would be, and then watch as government does the exact opposite.
Every beercan’s ringpull snaps off.
You’re forced to endlessly have lunch, at a fanatically vegan restaurant, with Kamala Harris, explaining world geography, and Occasio Cortez, explaining economics.
And you’re paying.
No, that’s REAL hell.
while listening to gangstarap and hiphop on the radio which is playing very loud in the background.
You are forbidden by law to trim the hairs sprouting in your ears.
No matter how bad it gets, every election is dominated by Democrats.
Well shit, I’m dead and in heck? Almost-damn it!
All of the coffee is decaf, and instant.
That’s just sick.
you are forced to date Taylor Swift. She dumps you then procedes to write songs about how terrible you are and your skills in the bedroom are subpar. You get no royalties from her songs, interviews about you etc.
you’re forced to use a Dominion voting machine. Everytime you choose your candidate, the machine flashes “Thank you for your vote. You voted for Hillary Clinton, AOC or Kamala Harris or Nancy Pelosi”
You are forced to spend eternity in a doctor or hospital waiting room.
You have to give drunk, amorous, Hillary Clinton, Maxine Waters, Whoopi Goldberg, and Nancy, and Paul Pelosi, Brazilian wax jobs.
As soon as you finish Paul the loop restarts.
That would be actual Hell. Dial it down a few nachos.
The beer is warm and flat.
You have to eternally scan barcodes on the sides of ridged plastic bottles…
As a store clerk I want anyone who has designed such packaging placement doomed to try and scan them for eternity. Thank God I can 10-key. It’s way faster, but it’s never an option at self-checkout.