Today’s piss-poor news is sponsored by:
…gawd, I hope not. As it is, they’re too much like Democrats for my liking. (no link because paywall)
…key word: “Pakistan”, but it could have been any of the Muslim garden spots, really.
…I would have thought that “machine guns” and “barbed wire” would work better than “cameras”, but then I’m just a simple man.
…and you can stop that raucous cheering and applause, you lot — because the fucking Austrian prosecutor wants to charge her for assault.
Train Smash Watch:
…can’t be long now…
…wait for it… wait for it…
…OF COURSE SHE DOES. Only an intersectional feminist could imagine that she could stop an international flight just because of ME ME ME ME ME !
Let’s look in on Covidiocy:
…good. I hope they all catch it and die.
…I would normally be sympathetic, except that Levi Strauss is a bunch of gun-controlling assholes, so fuck ’em.
How about the Freedom Trail:
…just wait till the tar, feathers and ropes come out.
…LesboPM can’t imagine any resistance coming from her cowed Kiwi peasants.
…and when you’ve lost the Belgies… oh wait:
…as Castro’s love child goes full Stalin.
…[whimper] oh FFS, kill me me now.
And now, more INSIGNIFICA:
…and if you used the Hubble telescope focused to “infinity”, you still wouldn’t be able to find my interest in this story.
…Amanda who? Nemmind:
And dat be Da Nooz… for now.