Getting to that last bit of bikini wax is always a stretch…..
A cunning stunt on the nude beach performed by Limber Lucy the most stunning cunt.
Sunlight is the best disinfectant.
Podium.
At last report the search for the sun visor continues unabated.
.
Umm… I can’t remember asking for it…
She was quite flexible and wanted an all over tan, but, being a ginger, within a few minutes she got an all over burn.
“No, this is 68. I’ll owe you one.”
Cirque Du Soleil insisted that their performers have a natural tan.
Sally gets some odd tan lines but she doesn’t care
A modern siren entices sailors off the coast of California causing ships to line up offshore
J. Robinetta, part-time hair-model for the Revlon line of their popular ‘Cornsilk’ hair-tints, relaxes after a photo-shoot of ‘Light Golden Brown’ with ‘Lightest Golden Brown’ high-lights!
(Through the magic of the photag’s lense, nobody need know of her many and cumulative tragic infirmities…)
.
.
In other news:
An almost-real WhiteHouse replica of the real WhiteHouse was built across the street from the real WhiteHouse for the exclusive use of the almost-real MostPopularPresidentEver administration!
I do to have red hair down there.
See?
Just airing out the taint, boss
Here we see a democrat preparing to shove her head up her own ass.
On a quiet beach, Rachel found out why Wendy was called ‘ The Spelunker.’
The tragic results of Jen Psaki trying to rationalize Joe Biden’s speech.
winner
And there’s this:
https://www.health.com/mind-body/perineum-butt-sunning-wellness-trend
Getting to that last bit of bikini wax is always a stretch…..
A cunning stunt on the nude beach performed by Limber Lucy the most stunning cunt.
Sunlight is the best disinfectant.
Podium.
At last report the search for the sun visor continues unabated.
.
Umm… I can’t remember asking for it…
She was quite flexible and wanted an all over tan, but, being a ginger, within a few minutes she got an all over burn.
“No, this is 68. I’ll owe you one.”
Cirque Du Soleil insisted that their performers have a natural tan.
Sally gets some odd tan lines but she doesn’t care
A modern siren entices sailors off the coast of California causing ships to line up offshore
J. Robinetta, part-time hair-model for the Revlon line of their popular ‘Cornsilk’ hair-tints, relaxes after a photo-shoot of ‘Light Golden Brown’ with ‘Lightest Golden Brown’ high-lights!
(Through the magic of the photag’s lense, nobody need know of her many and cumulative tragic infirmities…)
.
.
In other news:
An almost-real WhiteHouse replica of the real WhiteHouse was built across the street from the real WhiteHouse for the exclusive use of the almost-real MostPopularPresidentEver administration!
I do to have red hair down there.
See?
Just airing out the taint, boss
Here we see a democrat preparing to shove her head up her own ass.
On a quiet beach, Rachel found out why Wendy was called ‘ The Spelunker.’
This thing isn’t going to lick itself.