1. She was quite flexible and wanted an all over tan, but, being a ginger, within a few minutes she got an all over burn.

  2. J. Robinetta, part-time hair-model for the Revlon line of their popular ‘Cornsilk’ hair-tints, relaxes after a photo-shoot of ‘Light Golden Brown’ with ‘Lightest Golden Brown’ high-lights!
    (Through the magic of the photag’s lense, nobody need know of her many and cumulative tragic infirmities…)
    In other news:
    An almost-real WhiteHouse replica of the real WhiteHouse was built across the street from the real WhiteHouse for the exclusive use of the almost-real MostPopularPresidentEver administration!

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