1. I’d swap out Professional Assassin for Professional Politician. Then move TikTok Influencer up a notch.

  2. – Rosie O’Donnell’s gynecologist (you could also sub in Big Mike or Hildabeast too…)
    – Nancy Pelosi’s Botox med-tech
    – AOC’s speech writer
    – Any of the CNN janitors\environmental custodians
    – Bill Clinton’s dry cleaner

  3. It’s a fair bet that assassins, by and large, have made the world a better place than it might have been. Let’s replace them with the general category of Staffer.

  4. None of the above, but if forced I would chose Professional assassin. It is the less bad on the list.

  5. I’d have to agree that journalist should replace professional assassin.

    Journalism has died since they all think that they can become the next Bob Woodward or Carl Bernstein.


    1. When a Republican is in the White House, Journalists aspire to be the next Woodward or Bernstein.

      When a Democrat is in office they all aspire to be the next Leni Riefenstahl.

  6. I’d take Hedge Fund Managers off the list. They are not all bad. For every Gordon Gecko there is a Jim Simons. … and Gecko is fictional – Simons is not. The Vulture capitalist do what all vultures do – clean up the dead.

    Without the Hedge Funds – Tesla and Moderna would not be able to get the funding to get off the ground and get rolling. They are the grease for the wheels of progress.

  7. I would have to agree that politicians (minus a few statesmen/women still in office) should be at the top. Assassins can be useful (all depends on who they are targeting). And right behind politician should be lobbyists.

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