So Gen. Michael Flynn has had the nonsensical case against him dropped because the lying cocksuckers at the FBI tried to frame and railroad him with a bullshit charge, and the new heads at the DOJ decided to give up a lost cause. (Side note: it’s now time to remove the criminality of lying to a federal agent, or else extend the same criminality and punishments to the federal agent lying to you.)
The problem is that an innocent man has been bankrupted trying to defend himself against this blatant banana-republic connivance, and still stands under a cloud for no good reason, and the question remains: how do we compensate Flynn for the harm to his reputation and for his financial harm? There could be a lawsuit filed, but we all know that’s utter bullshit, he’ll get (if anything) pennies to the dollar and his lawyers will go away rich. Trump’s muttering about a heavy price, but color me dubious.
Nor, I think, will James Comey, Strzok and their little band of merry men suffer any real distress for their own lawlessness — and if you think they will, I have a cute little bridge in Manhattan to sell you. Actually, I’d rather sell you this.
I think POTUS should appoint Michael Flynn as head of the FBI, effective immediately. And I want POTUS to tell Congress to appropriate a “director’s signing bonus” for Flynn equal to the amount he lost while struggling to defend himself against these sniveling assholes.
And Flynn should get a real fire-breathing set of deputies and assistants extending down the top four layers of FBI management across all their divisions, so that they can start a serious and thorough investigation into not just what happened to Flynn, but to everyone subjected to the same treatment over the past… say, twelve years.
Some good things would come of this.
For one thing, there will be mass resignations at the FBI as the rats will scatter to save their own skins, which is a good thing. The fewer of these vermin in the once-proud agency, the better.
The next good thing is that the investigations I’ve suggested will pretty much paralyze the FBI for a good couple years, tying them up with endless paperwork and such, with all sorts of people looking over their shoulders, second-guessing themselves and generally being too frightened to go to the can without three levels of authorization. The busier they are with this, the less time they’d have to perpetrate similar mischief on others.
The third thing, and the best of the lot, is an old-fashioned word: revenge. I want Flynn to flay these assholes from stem to stern, laying about him with vim and vigor, fucking up their lives as much as they fucked with his — just because he can.
And POTUS should announce that as a matter of policy, Flynn’s enemies shouldn’t bother filing lawsuits against his actions because he’ll just issue pardon after pardon, basically as redress for Flynn’s hardships suffered these past three or so years.
I’m looking for some Old Testament-style retribution here, because reasons.
Feel free to argue with me, but I have to tell you, you’d better be good because I’m in a particularly vengeful mood at the moment. However, if you have ideas to make things even worse for these FBI pricks, legally speaking, I’m all ears.