More Royal Pussification


Meghan has banned Prince Harry from drinking tea and coffee, a royal insider has claimed.
The reformed party animal had already reportedly given up alcohol out of sympathy for pregnant Meghan, but now he’s drinking mineral water instead of caffeine, the Sunday Express reports.
The Duke of Sussex’s new health kick meant he looked fitter and bright-eyed at Sandringham for Christmas – and it hasn’t gone unnoticed by the royal family.
A source told the Express: ‘Considering he’s been a pretty brutal drinker since he was a young teenager, it’s quite an achievement.’
The Duchess of Sussex, 37, has also introduced Harry to yoga and has encouraged him to exercise more, showing him an alternative way to live claims the source.

Prince Harry The Pussywhipped.  If the Royal Ginger has any gumption left at all, this is not going to end well.  You heard it here first.


  1. Nope. Heard gloom and doom about this relationship to the old used up tart many times before they were married.

    This is just another nail in the coffin.

  2. Trying to imagine my wife “banning” me from drinking coffee… the only way it ever ends is with me laughing and sipping a cup of joe.

  3. What Hairy and Meghan do in privacy, like yoga and drinking or not drinking coffee and tea (dumbest thing I ever heard of), is kind of their own dysfunctional business however I was glad to read that he did get to go shooting pheasants or was it peasants, anyway that’s some strange shit going on over there.

  4. He ought to draw the line at tea. “Dammit, we’re British! We fought wars over this stuff! I’m NOT giving it up!”

    I really liked him when he stuck with him troops in A-stan, until some Aussies spilled the beans and MOD pulled him out for security reasons.

  5. Meg, Meg, Meg. What are we going to do with you? Honey, no way this can turn-out well.

    Meg, dear, before you got all ‘I wanna be a royal’, did you read Brit history? The part about wives captive in the tower? And the part about beheadings (plural)?

    Criminy. Sweety, one word == yo-freaking-ga.

    What next, Meg? Toefoo instead of rabbit and beef? When will you advertise for some sturdy Irish fellows to swing around for a dip? While your prince sits and watches, then waddles over on his knees to help ‘tidy up’? In support of the former-Camelot, now Camel Lot? During a candlelight vigil to Take Back The Night? While wearing a pink ‘pussy hat’?

    Meg, dear, “FFS” barely begins to cover this.

    Although… if the videos of you enjoying your visitors are reasonably priced…

    * * * * *

    May as well tear-down the whole place == south of Scotland! == to build low-income housing for ‘the impoverished’.

    Readers, show of hands. How many noticed the adroit uses of “…turn-out…”? And “…swing…”?

    It’s a gift, I’m telling ya, a gift.

    1. Yoga is actually pretty hard f*king exercise if you do it right.

      I’m in reasonable shape for a 50 year old (and yes, I’m a bit over 50) and the last couple times I tried it it fookin kicked my arse.

  6. My gods, from a warrior to this shit? Have you lost what sense you were born with, Harry?

    Markel was damaged goods in the first place and not even that good looking. sheesh

    Childbirth can be a terribly dangerous thing….

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