1. Guy goes to the doctor, doctor tells him, “you’ve got cancer and it’s terminal.”

    Guy says, “Oh, no, how long do I have?”

    Doctor says, “five.”

    Guy says, “five what? Five months? Five weeks?”

    Doctor says, “four… three…”

    1. Q,
      The nice thing about a classical concert is that it can be a *background* thing, if you get my drift…

  2. Love the music, but that over-dramatic pianist looks like she’s straining through a bad case of constipation. Used to call that [forgot the music school name – Peabody?] style which featured exaggerated facial expressions, hands and fingers flopping and waving all over the place and more body swaying than a tai chi session.

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