1. He’d bitten her before, of course, and clawed her as well, but it was the barbed penis he plunged into her ear that was the final straw, so to speak.

  2. “Kim Sum Fat instantly regretted enrolling in Kobra Kai Kitty’s dojo. Mercy is for the weak, indeed.”

  3. She never knew her kitteh was a zombie until it said “Braaaaaains” instead of “Meow”, at which point it attacked her as she was doing Pilates

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