Caption Competition #1

Here’s something I’d like to try, just to test y’all’s creativity and sense of humor: “Caption This Picture”. (The captions can be as dark, stupid, outrageous or smutty as you want, I don’t care.) If this idea proves to be popular and / or makes me laugh, then I’ll make it a regular feature.

Take a look at the picture below, and add your own caption in Comments.


  1. Faced with the stunning realization that there were only four cock slots available on the Mk 1 Mod 0 female, the five Beatles decided to become a quartet instead.

    1. I always thought there were only three slots but then again, I only learned about ten years ago that women also have orgasms, so what do I know?

      1. I had to apply a liberal definition to make it work. In addition to the three fully enclosed, I included the “chestnuts” variation.

  2. Wow guys – looks like we’ve captured us the last remaining specimen of the full-minge-bushasaurus!

  3. The five gay catalog models, including a young Barack Obama, were taken aback when the model doing the swimwear shoot stopped by.

  4. I’m reviewing the situation and after three Johnny Walker’s and water I’m declaring myself the winner, your judgement and mileage may vary. Those are three homo’s trying to get their hands on a skinny young girl because as a lesbian friend of mine once said, they all wish they were a skinny young girl. Sorry if you don’t agree, I don’t make the rules. (If there ever were any rules about nonesense.)

  5. “Just wait till they find what I’ve got hidden in my bikini bottoms!” thought James to himself.

  6. Documentary evidence of the formation of the band “Fine Young Cannibals”.

    And Sally was never seen again.

    Sunk New Dawn
    Galveston, TX

  7. The Snarkians had stripped Ensign Saki of her uniform. (Her red top lay shredded, meters away.)
    Would Kirk, Spock and McCoy find her in time to save her from these evil clones?

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