Under “Feminist Harpy” in the dictionary, you’ll find this picture:

Why? Because of this insane demand:

Mother demands her son’s school take Sleeping Beauty off the curriculum because the princess doesn’t give consent to be kissed and woken up by prince
Sarah Hall, from Northumberland Park, North Shields, claimed the fairytale promotes an ‘inappropriate sexual’ message to young children.
She argued the story is irresponsible because it teaches children it is acceptable to kiss women while they are asleep.
The mother of two said: ‘I think it’s a specific issue in the Sleeping Beauty story about sexual behaviour and consent.
‘It’s about saying is this still relevant, is it appropriate?’
Ms Hall is worried about what message the tale, which features a Prince waking up a Princess by kissing her, sends to impressionable youngsters.

Neither Prince Charming nor Sleeping Beauty were available for comment — because they’re fucking fictional characters.


  1. Much better to allow Sleeping Beauty to remain in her poisoned sleep than offend her by kissing her without permission.

    She looks like one of those people whose sole joy is preventing everyone ELSE from enjoying anything…..

    One wonders if she’s a single mother, or if she’s married to some hopelessly whipped pajama-boy.

  2. So if I find bimbo there on the floor after getting electrocuted, and she’s not breathing and has no pulse I should just leave her there rather than start chest compressions and mouth to mouth?

    1. No, obviously you should ask her if she consents, first. If she says no, well, then you can leave here there with a clear conscience.

    2. Clearly, you’re making a joke, but with the way things are going, you really do have to ask for consent first.

      Damned if you do, damned if you don’t. Might be better to just walk on by.

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