1. It’s a perfect illustration of why manspreading is necessary! Got to give the boys some room.

    1. It also is a pictorial response to why sit with their legs apart: ’cause if we sit with our legs together, we crush our balls!

  2. He was not only a sculptor but a prophet as well. He knew in a few centuries feminism would rear its ugly head so he created the manspread to afford access to a hard kick in the balls. Of course, the women wear steel toe boots for this particular job.

  3. Frankly, my reaction to the whole ‘manspreading’ meme was “Yes, darling little snowflake, there are oafs in the world. Deal. With. It.

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