1. “Imagine the excitement if the truck had been carrying actual beer…”

    Indeed, what does Bud Light have in common with having sex on a beach?

    Both are f*cking close to water.

    1. Agreed. I am not a big drinker of any type of alcohol. I have a twin brother who is a big drinker of any type of alcohol, and I don’t want to start down that road. So I am very cautious. However, I do love the taste of good beer. Notice the word good. So if I drink beer, I am likely to drink an amber bock, and pay more than 6$ a six pack. About the only domestic type that I have found that is not too bad is Budweiser amber bock, and that is not great, just not bad. Obviously some of the better places with imported beers on tap or the home town brewerys popping up are very good, but I carry concealed and in MI, if you have a BAC over .02, that is a no no. So I only drink at home, if at all. Like I said, I don’t want to go too far down that road. I am not against a nice Kentucky bourbon on an ice cube or two either. Just a sipping evening kind of thing. Maybe with a nice cigar on the porch after a nice quiet day.

  2. I’d say it’s alcohol abuse, but I don’t know which was worse: the crash, or putting the alcohol in Bud Light in the first place.

  3. A few years ago I won a case of USA beer at the local bottle shop. Schlitz, I think. I thought I should share the bounty. The teenage son of a friend said ( for the same reasons as Mark D ) that “it is like making love in a canoe”

    And then there is the joke about the fraulein who visited the USA. Worked up a sweat and a thirst. Went to the Bar, and asked for ein lager, bitte. Bar man enquires- “Anhowsyer Busch”? Lass thinks on this and then replies ” Fine tank you, und how is your willy”?

  4. Now if it were carrying something like Anchor Steam, I’d certainly consider donating my time for cleanup…

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