Senior Sex

From a longtime friend living behind enemy lines in the south of Frankistan comes this little snippet:

The frequency of sexual activity of senior males depends largely on where they were born.
Statistics just released from Statistics Canada, World Health Organisation and The United Nations B.O.H. Team, reveal that:
North American, Australian, South African, New Zealand and British men between 60 and 75 years of age, will on average, have sex two to three times per week, (and a small number a lot more), whereas Japanese men, in exactly the same age group, will have sex only once or twice per year if they are lucky.
This has come as very upsetting news to a lot of us at the golf club, as none of us had any idea that we were Japanese…

Another part of the study:

Those who have even less senior sex than the Japanese are known as “Jewish”…

Okay, I made the last bit up. Shuddup, Shlomo.

See, I don’t mind talking bout sex when it’s a joke. It’s when people get all serious about it that my trigger-finger starts to twitch. Which makes the post below all the more alarming.


  1. Young people typically respond by wincing when they contemplate “senior sex.” Oh sure, “sex for me but not for thee!” What a bunch of pussies. You’d think they’d be happy to know that fun continues into old age. And I don’t want to hear “Who wants to watch a couple of geezers getting it on?” It’s not for you to watch, it’s for the participants.

    Old age isn’t for the faint of heart.

    Oh yeah – and get off muh lawn.

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