Tightening And Stretching

Someone did a study — a serious one this time — back in 2011 which looked at the reported incidence of surgical “improvements” by men and women on their naughty bits, and ranked the incidence by country. Here they are:

Top 5 countries for vaginal rejuvenation:
1. Colombia
2. Brazil
3. Greece
4. Italy
5. Venezuela

Okay, I have no idea what’s included in “vaginal rejuvenation” and I’m afraid to ask, but apparently it’s something of an issue for South American women.

Even better are the Top 5 countries for penis enlargement:
1. Greece
2. Italy
3. France
4. Spain
5. Netherlands

Clearly, South American men have no equivalent phallic issues to their women’s woo-woos, but those “Latin lovers” appear to be something of a myth, in terms of, shall we say, penetrative powers. (Note that Greece and Italy appear on both sides of the equation, as it were. I don’t know why that would be, but I will welcome the opinions of others, in Comments.)

I have no link for the original, but I read it in the Daily Mail, so it must be true.


  1. It’s not the size but how ya use it. I once had a gal who said “Give me nine inches and make it hurt” I had to mount her three times and slap her butt.

    1. I concur with the “it’s how you use it.” Still, I’m a big fan of “perfect fit.”

      Porno has utterly destroyed men’s and women’s ideas of what is appropriate or reasonable.

  2. Greece and Italy — he keeps stretching it out, she keeps getting it tightened back down. It’s a vicious cycle.

  3. Amazes me the things we waste money on. I can just imagine the doctoral dissertation that led to this.

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