As the movement towards the suppression of humor — i.e. funny jokes, satire and such — seems to be gathering steam, I become more and more determined to resist it. Example:
“Wait: you put a baby into a microwave oven?”
“Dunno. I was too busy masturbating.”
More as I think of them. Oh, and by the way: imagine that I had said “Muslim baby” in the above joke. No doubt there would have been convulsions of outrage.
Now imagine that some Muslim academic asshole had told the joke using “Jew baby” instead. Do I hear… crickets?