This had me howling:
I remember once having a conversation in a staff cafeteria with a woman who stated without embarrassment that she had a 54-point checklist that she applied towards any guy who wanted to date her. One of the guys at the table (and no, it wasn’t me) asked her pointedly: “And what do you bring to the party?”
As she was not particularly attractive, she had nothing to say other than, “My intelligence and good conversation.”
Afterwards, another of the guys said, “She doesn’t even have those,” amid murmurs of agreement.
Ladies: you need to do a clinical self-assessment of why any man would want to date you, before you draw up your list of desirable attributes in a mate.